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Milon (vs. Gobi)
« on: April 18, 2009, 03:28:00 AM »
Hey, look on the bright side, Gobi! Even if you are getting a whupping this week, at least you can claim you're more attractive than your opponent! Even with Milon's shortcomings in studliness, he can still take this match handily. On one hand, Gobi sucks. On the other hand, Gobi really sucks. Milon beats him in pretty much every category, from damage to the ability to take punishment to his skillset variety. Now, being better than Gobi at fighting isn't that much of an accomplishment, but hey, it's good enough to make it to Week 3, right? And really, it's not like Milon can expect much respect in Light anyway. So, all things considering, this match is pretty cut and dry. Congrats, Milon. Don't get your hopes up too high.
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Re: Milon (vs. Gobi)
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 05:08:16 AM »
Hey, look on the bright side, Gobi! Even if you are getting a whupping this week, at least you can claim you're more attractive than your opponent! Even with Milon's shortcomings in studliness, he can still take this match handily. On one hand, Gobi sucks. On the other hand, Gobi really sucks. Milon beats him in pretty much every category, from damage to the ability to take punishment to his skillset variety. Now, being better than Gobi at fighting isn't that much of an accomplishment, but hey, it's good enough to make it to Week 3, right? And really, it's not like Milon can expect much respect in Light anyway. So, all things considering, this match is pretty cut and dry. Congrats, Milon. Don't get your hopes up too high.
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