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Worker 8 (vs Quina)
« on: April 24, 2009, 06:30:45 PM »
*CLICK WHHRRRRRR* ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE. ACTIVATING BATTLE PROTOCOL. TARGET AQUIRED...SCANNING...TARGET IDENTIFIED[Quina Quen]. SEARCHING DATABASE...TARGET ABILITIES FOUND[Blue Magic, Eat]. SUMMARY OF PHYSICAL PROWESS..LOW. CALUCLATING TARGET CHANCE OF WINNING DESPITE MAGIC IMMUNITY...0%. INITIATE ROUTINE [Dismissive Laughter]. HA. HAHA. HA. HA. HA. LOADING RECIPIE PROGRAM [Mystery Loaf]. PRIMARY INGREDIENT [anything made of meat]. QUERY: IS [Quina Quen] COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF [meat]...Y. BEGIN PROGRAM.
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Re: Worker 8 (vs Quina)
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 03:06:52 AM »
*CLICK WHHRRRRRR* ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE. ACTIVATING BATTLE PROTOCOL. TARGET AQUIRED...SCANNING...TARGET IDENTIFIED[Quina Quen]. SEARCHING DATABASE...TARGET ABILITIES FOUND[Blue Magic, Eat]. SUMMARY OF PHYSICAL PROWESS..LOW. CALUCLATING TARGET CHANCE OF WINNING DESPITE MAGIC IMMUNITY...0%. INITIATE ROUTINE [Dismissive Laughter]. HA. HAHA. HA. HA. HA. LOADING RECIPIE PROGRAM [Mystery Loaf]. PRIMARY INGREDIENT [anything made of meat]. QUERY: IS [Quina Quen] COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF [meat]...Y. BEGIN PROGRAM.
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Re: Worker 8 (vs Quina)
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 11:30:26 AM »
Not sure where the appropriate place for this is, but... when I read this write-up after it was posted, I chuckled. I chuckled hard. Good stuff. It's a somewhat viral joke... it becomes funnier the longer it gestates in my brain.

Thank you ^_^