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Gijimu (vs. Tia)
« on: May 09, 2009, 03:06:40 AM »
Bwahahahahaha! Gijimu's axe is quite on a roll this time around. After grinding a mad Fiend and some unmemorable lizard loser, the sturdy axeman is about to face a human opponent! Too bad Tia isn't exactly the hardened soldier type that could stand up to Gijimu's mighty axe swings, multiplied by his handy Double Beat Rune. Actually, Tia is just a waifish shopkeeper girl, and while she has a few nifty cantrips to use in battle, she is astoundingly poor at taking physical hits. Gijimu doesn't even need much of a fancy strategy here: two swings of his axe and Tia's out for the count. Simplicity tends to work best, and Gijimu is living proof of that!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Gijimu (vs. Tia)
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 03:53:02 AM »
Bwahahaha! Gijimu's axe is quite on a roll this time around. After grinding a mad Fiend and some unmemorable lizard loser, the sturdy axeman is about to face a human opponent! Too bad Tia isn't exactly the hardened soldier type that could stand up to Gijimu's mighty axe swings, multiplied by his handy Double Beat Rune. Actually, Tia is just a waifish shopkeeper girl, and while she has a few nifty cantrips to use in battle, she is astoundingly poor at taking physical hits. Gijimu doesn't even need much of a fancy strategy here: two swings of his axe and Tia's out for the count. Simplicity tends to work best, and Gijimu is living proof of that!
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