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Roxis Rosenkrantz (vs. Frogxis Frogsenkrantz)
« on: June 05, 2009, 11:48:02 PM »
After Vayne's humiliating defeat in his Duelling League premiere, Roxis is determined to do better than his friend and rival. Granted, in a lower division, it's less of an achievement (and the alchemist is bound to remedy that with a championship), but Roxis is ready to get down to business, and the knight Frog is just the warmup needed. The retainer has... surprisingly little skills, being a poor slugger and sporting shoddy magical durability. His healing can easily be handled by Roxis' Chrona Drive, which will spread a deadly bevy of light rays to end this fight as soon as it starts. Roxis can't lose, even less so to a goddamned frog!
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Re: Roxis Rosenkrantz (vs. Frogxis Frogsenkrantz)
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 05:14:10 AM »
After Vayne's humiliating defeat in his Duelling League premiere, Roxis is determined to do better than his friend and rival. Granted, in a lower division, it's less of an achievement (which the alchemist is bound to remedy with a championship), but Roxis is ready to get down to business, and the knight Frog is just the warmup he's looking for. The retainer has... surprisingly few skills, being a poor slugger and sporting shoddy magical durability. His healing can easily be handled by Roxis' Chrona Drive, which will spread a deadly bevy of light rays to end this fight as soon as it starts. Roxis can't lose, even less so to a goddamned frog!
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