Team Lizards -v- Team "Adopted under weird circumstances" - Liz & Ard have anti-synergy in a team match, as I hold them to running around and poisoning each other and crap like that if they're fighting together.
Team Still in the Saddle -v- Team "RPG's Aren't Racist!" - Uh, Still in the Saddle might have a shot if you see FE movement as defining turn 1 init? If not, they're kinda in trouble by all going last. QAKE is MT ID, so with a 30% hit rate that can kill one person immediately... but on second thought, Fu's the only one who really matters here, so NUKE + everyone else beats on Fu to kill him. With Barret ignoring counters and the team already damaged by NUKE, no-racism likely wins the slugfest even after Black Wizard bites the dust.
The Fishpeople -v- Team Hard-bitten Mercenary - The Fishpeople beat Team Capitalist Pigs, but not much else.
Team Sage Advice -v- Team Ninjas - Uh. EDIT: Looking up the first turn speeds, while Zhuzen and Frank are both cast-worst, it seems that Zhuzen is the loser in the speed-off. Saleh is also too slow to offer up some healing, so triple ninja beatz on Zhuzen takes the day. Genis has got a good magical nuke, but I don't think it turns things around.
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Shiba -v- Kid
Ard -v- Rena Lanford
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FuSoYa -v- Barret Wallace - Stop.
Duessel -v- Black Wizard - STOP.
Marcus -v- Macha - STOOOOOOOOP wait. Counters probably tip it.
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Irenes -v- Watari - Looking things up, Irenes apparently has healing?
Gobi -v- Gafgarion, Gaff
Magikarp -v- Selphie Tilmitt - Checking Bulbapedia, Flail isn't received until level 30 which is past when Magikarp would have evolved anyway? Not that it's an issue anyway.
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Zhuzhen Liu -v- Frank Goldfinger - Tankier, probably heal-locks.
Saleh -v- Akaghi - Doubles.
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