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Ashton (vs Teddie)
« on: July 18, 2009, 01:01:42 AM »
Dragons are far more badass than mere bears. Just look at the comparsion between Ashton and Teddie! One is a swordsman of near legendary repute, possessed of twin swords and twin dragons, and speedy, deadly physicals to match. The other is a plushie bear turned prettyboy who hits on everything that moves. We know who the real threat here is, and it isn't Teddie's clothing bill! Ashton's Hurricane Slash and Sword Dance will put Teddie on the ropes in a hurry, thanks to his superior speed. Healing and defensive skills won't do more than slow down Ashton's furious assault. Superior resources pushes Teddie to his very limits, , and that's before he has to worry about a lucky stun hit from Ashton's attacks doing him in!
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Re: Ashton (vs Teddie)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 03:39:47 AM »
Dragons are far more badass than bears. Just look at the comparison between Ashton and Teddie! One is a nigh-legendary swordsman, possessed of twin swords and twin dragons, and speedy physicals to match. The other is a plushie bear turned prettyboy who hits on everything that moves. We know who the real threat here is, and it isn't Teddie's clothing bill! Ashton's Hurricane Slash and Sword Dance will put Teddie on the ropes in a hurry. Healing and defensive skills won't do more than slow down Ashton's furious assault. Superior resources pushes Teddie to his very limits, and that's before he has to worry about a lucky stun hit from Ashton!
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