Author Topic: Selphie Tilmitt (vs. Land Land Land Land Land is GR8!!!!!)  (Read 326 times)

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Selphie Tilmitt (vs. Land Land Land Land Land is GR8!!!!!)
« on: September 10, 2009, 05:11:12 PM »
A little bit of sucrose, fructose, dextrose...anything with a mix of carbon and oxygen bonds is all it takes for the Garden soldier to stand tall and fight off even the scariest of opponents.  And booooooooy is Landis scary!  Seriously, he could use a make-over by the Fab Five - well, that might actually be worse.  Anyway, despite being a scary little...wing...thing...he's about as impotent as an old man.  When you have the ability to banish the ultimate sorceress to infinity with a single thought, a freak with a scythe isn't too tough.  All Landis is capable of is attacking things slowly - Selphie, hyped on sugar, is more than agile enough to avoid and counter anything he throws her way - in particular, nunchucks are the ideal weapon to catch hold of and disarm a giant, slow, fumbling scythe.  And without that scythe (or even with it, for that matter), Landis is out of luck - give Selphie enough time, and anything will fall to the great void beyond with a single, innocent, The End. 
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Re: Selphie Tilmitt (vs. Land Land Land Land Land is GR8!!!!!)
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 04:30:58 AM »
A little bit of sucrose, fructose, dextrose...anything with a mix of carbon and oxygen bonds is all it takes for the Garden soldier to stand tall and fight off even the scariest of opponents.  And boooy is Landis scary!  Despite being a scary wing-thing he's about as impotent as an old man.  When you have the ability to banish the ultimate sorceress to infinity with a single thought, a freak with a scythe isn't too tough. All Landis can do is attack things slowly, while Selphie, hyped on sugar, is more than agile enough to avoid and counter anything he throws her way. Besides, nunchucks are the ideal weapon to catch hold of and disarm a giant, slow, fumbling scythe.  And without that scythe, Landis is out of luck - give Selphie enough time, and anything will fall to the great void beyond with a single, innocent, The End.