Baal>Kain:
Unfortunately, Kain betrayed his team before the match.
Baal wins.
Of course, Kain technically wins too, but when you win that way, you're definitely a loser.
Landis>Vaida:
And so, Landis' splendid Lunar Blade technique slew Vaida within moments.
...
Wait, what the hell is that?
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"...I...don't really see the blade in that..." Hugo noted queasily, as Landis pulled up his pants.
"Well, my rear is pretty bony, so...eheheheh." Landis cackled.
While Vaida's dragon couldn't manage to stomach the sight of Landis' posterior, Vaida herself seems to have mixed feelings. Mixed feelings that require getting very drunk, either way.
Selphie>Ard:
Selphie likes trains.
Ard likes dump trucks.
Clearly there is a mutual love of heavy machinery here.
As such, this can only be solved one way.
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"....Ardardaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad~" Ard chimed out.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT REALLY IS BETTER!" Selphie cried, as the combined freight train and dump truck smashed through an arena wall, smashing into the crowd and bursting alight.
Well, it was Selphie's idea. It couldn't possibly go well, could it?
Of course, Ard was more than happy to throw the match. After all, Selphie had the idea.
Liz is still trying to figure out a way to market the idea. His current plan is to use it for orbital spacecraft launches.
How the hell will that work?
Ask the dump truck that somehow got up there.
Sanae Y>Chester:
There's subtle tactics.
Then there's all out brute force.
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"...Knew it!" Sanae snorted, as Chester fainted dead away.
Unsurprisingly, Chester is too innocent to handle even a peck on the cheek.
Of course, the bash to the head afterwards probably didn't hurt.
