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Landis (vs Dekar)
« on: October 16, 2009, 11:03:48 PM »
Like, hehehehehehehehehehehhehe! It looks like some musclebound oaf wants to be scared bad! Oh, Landis can provide! Oh yes, Landis knows about dealing with musclebound oafs! It's time to put the scythe to work and pound down Dekar good! In a match like this, it's about the stats and the scariness. On the first count, Landis has the easy edge. With his boosting Blood Armor, he's much faster than Dekar could dream of and can dodge more. It's not even a contest. As for scariness? Dekar's an idiot with a big sword. Landis has a SCYTHE and is DARK. How can Dekar compete with that? He can't! He'll get scared and run off, all while Landis pounds him from Middle down to Light.
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Re: Landis (vs Dekar)
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 02:10:52 AM »
Like, hehehehehehehehehehehhehe! It looks like some musclebound oaf wants to be scared bad! Oh, Landis can provide! Oh yes, Landis knows about dealing with musclebound oafs! It's time to put the scythe to work and pound down Dekar good! In a match like this, it's about the stats and the scariness. On the first count, Landis has the easy edge. With his speed-boosting Blood Armor, he's much faster than Dekar could dream of and can dodge more. It's not even a contest. As for scariness? Dekar's an idiot with a big sword. Landis has a SCYTHE and is DARK. How can Dekar compete with that? He can't! He'll get scared and run off, all while Landis pounds him from Middle down to Light.
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