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Racially Insensitive Wizard (vs. Solt)
« on: November 27, 2009, 04:12:20 PM »
Though he may not be the most sensitive of all magi, the Black Mage doesn't need it - when you have the all-consuming powers of darkness and the very demons of Hell on your side, who cares?  His powers far greater than those of any sorceror in the known multiverse, nothing can stand in his way...except for accursed retards like that moronic Fighter.  Solt may be pretty retarded like Blackie's sword-loving foil, but not enough to save him from the terrifying powers of Black Mage.  A single Hadouken can destroy the gods themselves, and considering Solt isn't anywhere close to Godlike, this should be simple case of "cast the spell, make people fall down".  As long as he doesn't use it up beforehand...but even if he has, his arsenal of other deadly spells, such as the rankings-related (NOT Playboy-related) XXX or the aptly-named NUKE will be more than enough to stop the pathetic, unmitigated suck that is Solt.  Easy, right?  Of course - when you've taken over Hell and defeated Lucifer himself, what more can even hope to stop you on this cold, wasted land called reality?
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Re: Racially Insensitive Wizard (vs. Solt)
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 05:31:51 PM »
Though he may not be the most sensitive of all magi, the Black Mage doesn't need it with his brutal versatility. Solt may be pretty dense, much like Black Wizard's sword-loving compatriots, but it's not enough to save him from Black Mages' terrifying powers, and this match should be a simple case of "cast the spell, make people fall down". XXX or the aptly-named NUKE will be more than enough to stop the pathetic, unmitigated suck that is Solt.  Easy, right?  Of course - when you've downed a manifestation of Chaos itself, what more can even hope to stop you on this cold, wasted land called reality?
« Last Edit: November 27, 2009, 05:39:34 PM by Taitoro »