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Royce (vs. Kyogre)
« on: December 05, 2009, 01:11:34 AM »
Worthless curs! Won't these fools ever learn? Royce fears no mythical creatures! After making mincemeat of that dragon boy, they try to stop the Vile Tribe's pride and joy with a giant magical whale? A downgrade, to say with the kindest wording possible! Of course, Kyogre's water mastery could be a problem in a vacuum, as it means the creature is resistant to Royce's brutal fire magic, but she has equally brutal physical skills to solve that problem - and Kyogre isn't any less vulnerable to her Firebird than Ryu was. Having the sheer durability to endure Kyogre's Waterspout easily enough, Royce is bound to manage an easy victory! To the semifinals, Vile Tribe!
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Re: Royce (vs. Kyogre)
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2009, 03:41:15 AM »
Worthless curs! Won't these fools ever learn? Royce fears no mythical creatures! After she made mincemeat of that dragon boy, they try to stop the Vile Tribe's pride and joy with a giant magical whale? A downgrade, to say it with the kindest wording possible! Of course, Kyogre's water mastery could be a problem in a vacuum, as it means the creature is resistant to Royce's brutal fire magic, but she has equally brutal physical skills to solve that problem - and Kyogre might be one of the most fearsome bosses in the Pokemon pantheon, but it's no less vulnerable to her Firebird than Ryu was - which is to say, completely. Having the sheer durability to endure Kyogre's Waterspout easily enough, Royce is bound to manage an easy victory! To the semifinals, Vile Tribe!
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