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Chuck (vs Chiepoo)
« on: December 04, 2009, 05:20:04 AM »
Chuck is in a rather big pickle here. A DL championship would certainly help him with his lady troubles... but kicking a cat is a total turnoff! Whats a helpless romantic to do, aside from never listen to Edge? Chiepoo could put him in a world of hurt, as the cat is certainly no toothless kitten in the arena. Out of simple self-preservation Chuck will just have to grit and bear it, take his lumps and use those lumps to fuel his own attacks! Otherwise, well, while chicks dig scars, cat scratches on the face are never appealing.

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Re: Chuck (vs Chiepoo)
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2009, 03:02:24 AM »
Chuck is in a rather big pickle here. A championship, even a Light championship, would certainly help him with his lady troubles... but kicking a cat is a total turnoff! What's a helpless romantic to do, aside from never listen to Edge? Chiepoo could put him in a world of hurt, as the cat is certainly no toothless kitten in the arena. Out of simple self-preservation Chuck will just have to grit and bear it, take his lumps and use those lumps to fuel his own attacks, thanks to the revenge-powered Moon Medium! He'll also have to get some quick healing afterward...otherwise, well, while chicks dig scars, cat scratches on the face are never appealing.
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