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THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« on: November 16, 2009, 11:01:52 PM »
WEEK 6

Welcome back, everyone!  Ready to see who won and lost the most important tournament ever?  Well then!


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Lisa iiiiii vs. Alma Wade iii
Dr. Strange iiii vs. Dr. Horrible iiiiiii
Dr. Farnsworth iiiiiii vs. Dr. Hojo iiii
Bill Nye iiiiiii vs. Merlin iiiiiii  ***TIEBREAK***
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Marvin the Martian iiiiiii vs. Missingno iiii
Arcturus Mengsk vs. Ceiling Cat iiiiiiiiii
Meteor Impact iiiiiiii vs. Good Burger: The Movie iiii
Zombie Plague iiiiii vs. Tim Taylor iiiiii  ***TIEBREAK***
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Meling Gordon i vs. George Washington iiiiiiiiii
Frederic Chopin iiii vs. Anastasia Romanov iiiii
Caligula iiii vs. Patton iiiiii
Jane Austen ii vs. Pocahontas iiiii
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GLaDoS iiiiii vs. Emeril iiii
The Tick iiiiiiiiii vs. Bundt ii
Zoisite ii vs. Xanatos iiiiiiiiiii
Al Gore iiiiiiiii vs. Comcast iii


Close matches, and some blow-outs!  Now, as we move closer to the final battle for good and not so good, the challenges get tougher!  Who...who?  Who will rise triumphant...


Sufficiently Developed Science is Indistinguishable from Magic

vs.
Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
Love...Dr. Horrible's one weakness.  Now, Lisa might not have been able to "perform" on her creators, but...well, does it even matter?  Horrible IS a virgin.  An EVIL GENIOUS VIRGIN...

vs.
Dr. Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama) vs. Bill Nye (Real Life)
Will the master out-do the student?  Dr. Farnsworth taught Bill Nye everything he knows...but will his youth be enough to trump super-weapons, doomsday devices, evil basketball players, and gargoyles?  Or perhaps, will his age finally get to him?  Does Bill Nye have a unique trick up his sleeve?  He very well might...I mean, how else can you reach the nation's youth?  There has to be something sinister there.


Apocalypse WOW

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Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) vs. Ceiling Cat (Internet Meme)
Cats, thankfully for Marvin, aren't closely related to rabbits, his one weakness.  Of course, there are quite a few ceilings in the universe, so Marvin's going to have to make those infandibulators count.  And be careful...since if Ceiling Cat sees his real face, the tabloids would be alllllll over it.  

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Meteor Impact (Real Life) vs. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor (Home Improvement)
Having fought off the zombie apocalypse, Tim is now tasked with stopping the raw, destructive power of a meteor.  Can he do it, or will the destroyer of the dinosaurs destroy Shiva reincarnated?


Historical Pretense?

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Anastasia Romanov (Real Life?) vs. George Washington (Real Life)
A real American Hero.  An adorable little girl.  ...yeah, whatever.  I got nothing.  If you don't vote for George, you're a terrorist.

vs.
Pocahontas (Real Life) vs. General George S. Patton (Real Life)
Pocahontas was beaten by men with guns before, and her entire race of people subjugated.  Patton ain't about to lose to a pansy like her, but perhaps his superiors would like to have a "diplomatic" word with him if he should overstep his boundaries.  Will the Native Americans finally win back their lands and defeat the White Man, or will Patton roll over them like so many have before?


The Cake is a Lie

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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. The Tick (The Tick)
...man, I don't even need to describe this.

vs. [
Al Gore (Real Life) vs. David Xanatos (Gargoyles)
Did Xanatos plan this?  Or did Al Gore plan this in his quest to destroy ManBearPig?  Or is this a plan of Xanatos to let Gore win so Gore can win which causes Xanatos to lose which causes him to win copious amounts of money by betting on him losing?  Or does Al Gore just destroy the internet and ruin Xanatos' networking powers?


Short form:
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Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov
Patton vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick
Xanatos vs. Al Gore


The voting ends in somewhere around a week and a half!  Get to voting!  

NOW!!!!!!!!!
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 09:18:46 PM by OblivionKnight »
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[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 11:05:50 PM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible - Pass
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye - Easy
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat - Marvin doesn't exactly have the greatest of track records against animals.
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor - Has more power.
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov - Easy
Patton vs. Pocahontas - Also easy
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick - pass 
Xanatos vs. Al Gore - pass

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 11:13:49 PM »
Ohhh man, this is getting good.

Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible - Dr. Horrible for champ.
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov
Patton vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick
Xanatos vs. Al Gore - Ohhhh man. I can't even rightly choose here. Way too close. I'll coin-toss later. ;p EDIT: Coin-toss favours Xanatos.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2009, 02:03:22 AM by ThePiggyman »
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 11:43:36 PM »
Short form:
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Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible - Eh, don't really care.
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye - More entertaining show.
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat - Marvin can't hide forever. One day, Ceiling Cat will catch him with his helmet off, and then it's all over.
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor - More power indeed.
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov - GW > Royalty. If a king couldn't stop the man, a princess isn't doing the job either. 
Patton vs. Pocahontas - Patton's pretty awesome, though he'll lose to George next round.
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick - Eats her cake with his SPOON!
Xanatos vs. Al Gore - This is all part of Xanatos's master plan to pit Al Gore against George Washington. ...or is it?

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 01:56:08 AM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible - SPOILERS, getting involved romantically with Dr. Horrible doesn't help your life expectancy.
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye - Though Bill does a bang-up job explaining how the doomsday devices work to the youth of our times.
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat - Marvin -really- doesn't like it when people watch him masturbating.
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor - Because it reminds me of Disgaea.
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov - I'm a terrorist.
Patton vs. Pocahontas - I guess he goes all Manifest Destiny on her ass.
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick - The Tick loses so hard to Companion Cube psychological warfare.
Xanatos vs. Al Gore - Xanatos -invented- manbearpig just to distract Gore.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2009, 01:57:41 AM by DjinnAndTonic »

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 02:00:09 AM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov
Patton vs. Pocahontas- Doesn't have a towel for hair.
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick
Xanatos vs. Al Gore

...into the nightfall.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 05:04:55 AM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov
Patton vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick
Xanatos vs. Al Gore
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 05:33:08 AM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye -"Good News Everyone!"
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov
Patton vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick
Xanatos vs. Al Gore
« Last Edit: November 18, 2009, 12:18:35 AM by dude789 »

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2009, 06:09:28 AM »
George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2009, 08:11:12 AM »
Okay this is too awesome not to vote on.

Short form:
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Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible- Beating Dr. Strange is crap!  But he wins this.
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye- 160 year old scientist that seems lost 99% of the time, but still invents cool shit is win.
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat- Marvin is fail
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor- Meteor Impact needs more power to stop Tim.
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov- Leonidus shoulda stopped GW in round 1.  Oh well
Patton vs. Pocahontas- Pocahontas didn't wanna own John Smith.  Patton is like a super badass John Smith.  Simple enough.
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick- Losing faith in all humanity... the Tick is just fail.
Xanatos vs. Al Gore- Xanatos for champ!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 12:03:37 AM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible - :science:
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye - Well, I am already in my pajamas...
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov - 12 stories tall and made of radiation.
Patton vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick - Spoonier
Xanatos vs. Al Gore - Beardier

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 07:06:38 PM »
Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov
Patton vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick
Xanatos vs. Al Gore

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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 07:23:10 PM »
Short form:
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Lisa vs. Dr. Horrible- no vote.
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Bill Nye- Kneejerk.  Bill can't even reliably call upon his students, since Dr. Farnsworth INVENTED ROBOTS and those are the ultimate distraction for children.  Except maybe dinosaurs.  The frue finals to my mind.
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Marvin the Martian vs. Ceiling Cat- No mere earth shattering kaboom will catch Ceiling Cat.
Meteor Impact vs. Tim Taylor- Tim migh tdestroy the earth in the process, but by god he shall build the drill that destroys the heavens!
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George Washington vs. Anastasia Romanov- Ana really depends on stealing people's souls with her magical camera, but George Washington has far too much soul for one camera to steal.
Patton vs. Pocahontas- The US Military.  Mortal enemy to Pocahontas and her people.
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GLaDoS vs. The Tick- THE TICK would never let the poor Companion Cube be destoyed!  BEWARE, DERANGED COMPUTERIZED VILLAIN, YOU FACE THE TICK!!
Xanatos vs. Al Gore- Seeing as Al is the Emperor of the Moon, I figure he thinks long and hard about earning the ire of Xanatos and decides against it.  'sides, Xanatos strikes me as environmentally friendly, no real motivation there.
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Re: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF ULTIMATE DOOM II: WEEK SIX!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 09:28:31 PM »
This updates Thursday!  Get your votes in now!
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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2009, 05:03:32 AM »
Update? Maybe some day.
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