Season 57-2 Missing Comments

[SageAcrin]

Karyl>Shir

[Bardiche]

Articuno>Cliff

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The theatre of battle. An arena where the mighty clash with their fists, with their might, with their magicks. A place where the heat of the battle defines one's lief. A place where the right of the strongest grants the highest authority.

It is the Heavy arena. The staging place for all those who would conspire to enter the ranks of Godlike, the best among the best, the creme de la creme, the nose of the salmon and the end of my analogies.

Cliff versus Articuno. Fists against... a being that just flies up out of range and pelts you with blizzards. ... Huh, that was a lot less epic than I'd hoped for.

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Edea>Suicune

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Edea is a Sorceress with quite a lot of power fested in that figure of hers.

Suicune is a sort of dog that became one with the very force of water itself!

Edea can freeze things solid.

I don't really think Suicune has much of an answer to that. But all the kids in the neighbourhood were happy! Yaaaay, free ice(cream)!

[DjinnAndTonic]

Please note that all of my bonus matches already have results' writeups for both possible outcomes written ahead of time.

[superaielman]

Sten>Yushis

[VySaika]

HEat > Rolf

Sharon > Blaziken

[VySaika]

Heat > Rolf

Rolf was a little concerned. He was about to fight a former champion, and he was trying to get in the mindset for it, but he couldn't stop thinking about Deis, Celine and Emma sitting at the judges table. Things had a habit of taking a turn for the worse around here when Deis and whoever her current cohorts were got involved. And when two men were in the arena. Like today.

What turned Rolf's concern into pure dread was when the music started. Sure, he was a fairly personallity-free early 16bit era character, but even he knew that Marvin Gaye was not an appropriate soundtrack for a dueling arena.

But Heat walking out in a pink banana hammock and a black muscle shirt that proclaimed him to be a "Tentacle Therapist", smiling and waving to crowd like he didn't find this odd in the least was the last straw.

Rolf blinked, dropped his Megid on Heat and the judges alike, and RAN.

When Chisato tried to reach Heat for a comment after the "match", the red haired demon(that's Heat, not Chisato) had the following to say: "AHAHAHAHAHA! Ahaha...hah...oh man, that was great. Haha..hehe...heh..."

Sharon > Blaziken

Blaziken trained for this match by punching Aron and other steel types into oblivion. At least forty a day. Surely this would prepare him for busting through Sharon's defenses.

*CRACK* "B-B-BLAZE!"

Or the kung fu chicken could break his knuckles on Sharon's shield. Apparently steel in every other universe can actually withstand being attacked by a martial artist without breaking.

[Clear Tranquil]

Tia > Riddel

[Clear Tranquil]

Tia > Riddel

Hale, healthy, hearty whip wielding real woman with a good appetite vs passive frail, dainty, delicate young lady ... The conclusion here is obvious ... heh who could have know Light could hold such action. Well except for Zidane of course but we all know what happens to him if he tries to get in on some lady vs lady action ... and how does he ever manage to keep up with all such matches anyway? One of the DL's classic mysteries no doubt.

[SageAcrin]

Karyl>Shir:

There is music that can get through to even a hardened criminal such as Shir, whose "walking the winds" have cost storekeepers billions in Meseta over the course of her notorious career.

Of course, sometimes it's a little hard to find.

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"Oh god. Oh <i>god</i>, not that sound again!?" Shir shrieked, as she covered her ears. Whimpering, she fled the arena.

Karyl laughed to himself. His research-and an intelligent guess-had paid off.

If it takes someone a long time to steal the right phone, they must have gone through an <i>awful</i> lot of phones trying to steal the right one. Shir's detestation of all things ringtone was a reasonable guess from there.

Of course, it was still all talent.

Have you ever tried making a guitar sound like a telephone ring?

[superaielman]

The finest plans of Monkeys and men sometime go awry. Namely, Sten's plan to pose as an automated angelic groping machine was derailed when Zidane went to go hit on Tia and Riddel and encourage them to persue more... adult... adventures. This left Sten without a backup plan, so the little monkey that could actually -fought- instead of grabbing every female in sight and won a close victory, to the shock of the entire crowd and the dissapointment with the anti perversion squad assigned to the match.


Zidane? Well, he was last seen having a quiet talk with Dario and Karsh, who took exception to his statement. Well, the talking was quiet, the beating was loud enough to be heard across several arenas.