Haha! Junior Defenders of Earth, look at this week's battle! Captain Gordon faces off against the evil Banon! You might think Banon is an innocent person intent only on helping the world be saved from The Empire but you would be wrong! Banon is clearly an evil-doer masquerading as a would-be hero! That is completely inexcusable to a true Defender of Earth! Thankfully, Gordon has an easy win this week! Banon's durability and speed are so pitiful that a few rounds of Gordon Spark will turn him into a pile of dastardly goop. Fear not, Junior Defenders, the Captain has this under control!
