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Jeff (vs. Freya)
« on: April 23, 2010, 02:34:27 AM »
A nerd in puberty going up against a goddess of sex. While normally such a goddes would simply charm the young man into submission, Freya apparently has no such talents. Which is quite unfortunate for her as she also happens to be rather frail and Jeff's Multi Bottle Rockets hurt a LOT (to put it qualitatively). While Ether Strike would probably end Jeff if Freya could use it, the fact that she is eating one of Jeff's improvised incendiary nightmares will make sure she dies first. It is really a waste of such a beauty, but science comes before pleasure for Earthbound's resident super-nerd.

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Re: Jeff (vs. Freya)
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 01:06:05 AM »
A nerd in puberty going up against a goddess of sex and fertility. Wowzers. While normally such a goddes would simply charm the young man into submission, Freya apparently has no such talents. Which is quite unfortunate for her, as she also happens to be rather frail and Jeff's Multi Bottle Rockets hurt a LOT (to put it qualitatively). While Ether Strike would probably end Jeff if Freya could use it, the fact that she is eating one of Jeff's improvised incendiary nightmares will make sure she dies quite painfully first. It is really a waste of such a beauty, but science comes before pleasure for Earthbound's resident super-nerd.