A dainty princess?? Ho ho, now these DL fools are just playing into Bowser's hands! Why, his very life is spent around endless plotting on how to kidnap princesses. No matter how adept L'Arachel may be, this match is Bowser's very calling. First he'll Terrorize her so that she's both offensively and defensively helpless, and then he'll attack until she finally capitulates! And when she faints, he'll steal her away to his beautiful castle, and then woo her until her heart is his! Finally these chumps having given Bowser a shot at everything he's always wished for!
