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Jade (vs. Ted)
« on: March 07, 2008, 06:04:52 PM »
Glorious is this season, for Jade of the Black Dragon Empire is ready for another easy victory. Dispatching Celes was no difficult task for the mighty general, and this Soul Eater kid has little better to speak of in his defense. Judgment? Hah, Jade has more than enough durability to handle all the castings Ted can spit out. Silent Lake? Pfft, as if Ted's horrendously frail build could withstand Jade's strong barehanded attacks. To that matter, Ted isn't magically resilient enough to handle the ridiculous destructive power of BoltX either. His resources are all but useless against such a durable and damaging contestant, and Jade's power can make mincemeat of this scrawny mage at any time. Jade's second championship draws closer and closer, and he can already savor the sweet taste of victory!
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Re: Jade (vs. Ted)
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 04:31:08 AM »
Glorious is this season, for Jade of the Black Dragon Empire is ready for another easy victory. Dispatching Celes was no difficult task for the mighty general, and this...child who bears the Soul Eater has little enough to speak of in his defense. Judgment? Hah, Jade has more than enough durability to handle all the castings of that spell Ted can spit out. Silent Lake? Pfft, as if Ted's horrendously frail build could withstand Jade's strong barehanded attacks. For that matter, Ted isn't magically resilient enough to handle the ridiculous destructive power of BoltX either. His resources are all but useless against such a durable and damaging opponent, and Jade's power can make mincemeat of this scrawny mage at any time. Jade's second championship draws closer and closer, and he can already savor the sweet taste of victory!
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