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Lowen (vs Spar)
« on: March 07, 2008, 02:39:43 PM »
He's lean, he's mean, he sports a 'do that would make Derek Zoolander jealous... yes, it's Lowen, back for the RPGDL Light Quarterfinals. After a handy win over Tia last round, he faces the rather a unlikely opponent, the walking flower Spar. Let's face it, as a flower, Spar won't have what it takes to stand up to a knight, and whips are terrible weapons against armor. With counter after counter coming Spar's way, be it sword or spear or just trampling it with his horse's hooves, Lowen will be seasoning his victory party with Spar-sley.

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Re: Lowen (vs Spar)
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 05:11:52 AM »
He's lean, he's mean, he sports a 'do that would make Derek Zoolander jealous...yes, it's Lowen, back for the RPGDL Light Quarterfinals. After a simple enough win over Tia last round, he faces a rather unlikely opponent, the walking flower Spar. Let's face it, as a flower, Spar won't have what it takes to stand up to a knight, and whips are terrible weapons against armor. And that's not even considering what a blade can do to your average plant. With counter after counter coming Spar's way, be it sword or spear or just trampling it with his horse's hooves, Lowen will be seasoning the banquet at his victory party with Spar-sley.
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