The defender of the states, the great master of Brazilian Ninjitsu, Frank Goldfinger, has proven his mettle in the DL many times in the past. Now, he faces the greatest challenge yet this week - a battle against his own ally! Ricardo, the musician, and Frank, the ninja - it's like pirates fighting ninjas, except the pirates of guitars. Nonetheless, this is a battle for truth, justice and the American way, and Frank won't back down when it comes to enforcing the will of the United States of America! As such, no amount of Mariachi fanciness will disuade Frank from using all the tools in his arsenal to achieve victory. With his shish-kebob in hand, the ninja possesses greater power and resilience than the guitarist can even hope to match. A few Fast Snowballs should railroad the frail little illegal immigrant in an instant, and though it'll pain Frank to see his ally in agony, it's all for the best. For Frank, nothing is more important than protecting the greatest country the world has ever known.
