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Jade (Vs Yuna)
« on: March 15, 2008, 12:09:58 AM »
What is this?  A small girl with her pretty little yellow unicorn are going to face up and fight the big ugly multi limbed bug man?  There is shelves upon shelves of reference material that show exactly how this is going to end up.  So the horse can take the lightning, who cares?  Jade has the shear durability to run it into the ground.  There is no stopping this man.  What do we have left after that?  A slow sickly sweet doom for Yuna.  Oh yes she can keep coming back with Auto-Life... if she wants to.  We all know what is going to happen here.  The horse will die and then Yuna is going to get ... Rubbed.  And then it is going to keep happening until she runs out of stamina and can't come back for more.  One last Rub and we will have our next champ going on to the next round.  Oh sure it can miss occasionally, but Jade still has the overall guts to take the occasional Holy once every 10 rubs.  You know, just to break things up a bit and give that warm fuzzy false sense of acheivement before impending death.
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Re: Jade (Vs Yuna)
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 02:58:24 AM »
What is this? A small girl and her pretty little yellow unicorn are going to face up and fight the big ugly multi-limbed bug man? There is shelves upon shelves of reference material that show exactly how this is going to end up. So the horse can take the lightning? Who cares? Jade has the sheer durability to run it into the ground. There is no stopping this man...insect...thing. What do we have left after that? A slow, sickly-sweet doom for Yuna. Oh yes, she can keep coming back with Auto-Life...if she wants to, but we all know what is going to happen here. The horse will die and then Yuna is going to get...Rubbed. And then it is going to keep happening until she runs out of stamina and can't come back for more. One last Rub and we will have our next champ advancing to the final round of Godlike. Oh, sure, it can miss occasionally, but Jade still has the overall guts to live through one or two Holys for every 10 Rubs he casts. You know, just to break things up a bit and give that warm fuzzy false sense of achievement before impending death.
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