Ildon (Saga) vs Alexia (XF) - From L6 equipment averages, Revolver Sweep deals 61.72% PC HP. Ildon's slash durability is... 61% PC HP. lol ohko. This also answers whether Alexia mangles or vaporizes Blissey to boot.
Ildon vs Bowser (SMRPG) - Ildon is 105% average speed under -my speed interp- and Bowser 2HKOs while being average speed after turn one. I just can't see how would Ildon ever manage enough time to pile up actually good status with only sixteen castings of Glass Shield (and that's assuming he uses nothing else!) when he's getting two doubles at most, Bowser can bypass Glass Shield counters and Fascination could well screw him up further.
Ildon vs Nergal (FE7) - Nergal OHKOs. I think Ildon's way over his head here.
Ildon vs Melody (WA3) - Mystic damage is not what you want to deal with Melody's barrier.
Ildon vs Bazba (S3) - Bazba's egregious speed and the fact he only 3HKOs saves Ildon here. Otherwise, he wouldn't have enough time to play that status game.
Ildon vs Alonso (G3) - Goddamn, Ildon, owned by Grandia combo physicals?
Ildon vs Tellah (FF4) - I'm assuming Glass Shield owns status magic too here. Considering how slow Tellah is, I'm actually confident Ildon can outlast him by alternating Glass and Phantasm Shot spam. Tellah trying to stall it out with healing works poorly to boot, since he has to spend MP to break GS without ramming into counters and he actually fears that damage long-term (...). Tellah resources are a goddamn thing.
Ildon vs Zhuzhen (SH1) - Multi-hit physicals handle Glass Shield to me and Zhuzhen's healing handles the sad counter damage. Ildon could try stalling him out with Fascination/Glass Shield spam, I guess, but I'm not terribly inclined to respect that. Worst part is Flames of Fudo scores an egregiously easy 2HKO on him (0.48 PC HP against fire, Ildon? What the hell), so he can't ever afford to put it down.
Ildon vs Knoll (FE8) - Mystic status against FE mage Res? Counters make Ildon cry to boot, turning Glass Shield into a useless strategy.
Ildon vs Bernadette (S5) - Mystic status against Bernadette magic stats and Glass Shield spamming against that much healing. Cry some more, Ildon.
Ildon vs Funguy (CC) - See Zhuzhen, only with more lols.
Ildon vs Rico (XG) - See Funguy, only with slightly less lols.
Blissey (PKMN) vs Alexia (XF) - Alexia leisurely 2HKOs through Softboiled, Blissey pdur is Yulietastic. Minimize is a complete waste of time and so is Defense Curl.
Blissey vs Bowser (SMRPG) - Holy crap Chansey physical durability after Fear. Minimize may be able to buy her some turns, but amazing.
Blissey vs Nergal (FE7) - Guys, guys. Nergal 5HKOs Blissey. She spams Minimize for lulz here. super is really good at proving Nergal is a walking sitcom laugh track.
Blissey vs Melody (WA3) - Blissey gently grazes Melody's barrier and openly weeps against the poison. Sucks for her I don't give that gen 3 onwards form.
Blissey vs Bazba (S3) - Blissey mdef = Funeral Wind is turn never and she's unquestionably faster than every single offensive choice Bazba has (...). Even if you don't see that affecting the ID odds, Minimize is certainly tilting those odds below turn one. In fact, Blissey's best bet is probably doing Minimize/Softboiled round-robins until Bazba starts missing somewhat consistently in that case. She probably wants to Defense Curl too, though, since Bazba 3HKOs her at base.
Blissey vs Alonso (G3) - Holy crap.
Blissey vs Tellah (FF4) - I guess he hits a fatal something before dying herself. Holy shit she may miss the -3HKO-.
Blissey vs Zhuzhen (SH1) - Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my laughs upon gauging SH1 magical 25% status against Blissey-level mdef.
Blissey vs Knoll (FE8) - Luna gets owned by Minimize. In fact... um, Knoll gets trolled by Minimize pretty bad. Holy crap this is awful.
Blissey vs Bernadette (S5) - Icy poizn takes forever to connect, but once it does, it's game set match. Yellow Scarf screws up Sing hype.
Blissey vs Funguy (CC) - FUNGUY'S TECHS AREN'T PHYSICAL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CC.
Blissey vs Rico (XG) - Um, guys. Rico's offense has an excellent case to be labeled as Fighting-type. Fuck, his DL-money Deathblows are -grapples- and have a special typing in-game to boot (it's purely detrimental, but still). If I see Sabin's Blitzes as being Fighting damage, sure do see the same applying to Rico. He OHKOs after Steel Mettle and 2HKOs through Softboiled even after two castings of Defense Curl, I think. I don't think either that or Minimize can stave the death off even with Rico's atrocious accuracy, Blissey is barely faster than him.
Wilme (7S) vs Alexia (XF) - EDIT: wait, Alexia 3HKOs. Doesn't matter still, 3-2 means Wilme outslugs anyway and she -does- need to open with Status Lock period.
Wilme vs Bowser (SMRPG) - ID spamming works out.
Wilme vs Nergal (FE7) - Nergal 2HKOs. A defend physical+normal physical (since Wilme doubles)... -does- one-turn Nergal to me. So, it pretty much hinges on whether Wilme can dodge a single Ereshkigal shot or not. He's 21 hit above Limstella, but supports -do- exist in-game... so, he's probably still above average accuracy, but is it enough to duck a turn-two dodge? Eh, when in doubt, go for the laugh track potential.
Wilme vs Melody (WA3) - Wilme's getting outslugged pretty bad if he goes for straight physicals because that damage isn't what you want for chewing through Melody's barrier and poison kicks his ass. Problem is he probably 3HKOs with Defend physicals to me (that barely 2HKOs average...). That's too much time.
Wilme vs Bazba (S3) - While Wilme's mdef still keeps Funeral Wind as turn one to me, evade makes it so the highest accuracy it can ever be is 70%, and I'm inclined to say barely turn two status that goes first is better than barely turn one status that goes last.
Wilme vs Alonso (G3) - You're kidding me.
Wilme vs Tellah (FF4) - sure.
Wilme vs Zhuzhen (SH1) - Man, the lols. Wilme even makes Zhuzhen take a while to kill, but lack of healing means he's not burning through 18 SP before he dies.
Wilme vs Knoll (FE8) - Okay, Knoll is about 68% PC HP for pdur. So, Wilme doesn't OHKO with Defend physicals, let alone 2HKO with normal ones. What he does, though, is double, and Knoll's accuracy has some issues. I'm certain Knoll will miss a Nosferatu before killing, since his damage isn't very good.
Wilme vs Bernadette (S5) - As I noted before. Magical status hitting Bernadette of the near-endless Mag/MDef is luuuuuuuuulz. Healing also makes defend physical pressure way too problematic, and Wilme races against the clock as soon as icy poison connects, which, against -his- own MDef and Bern's magic? Likely turn one.
Wilme vs Funguy (CC) - ID.
Wilme vs Rico (XG) - More ID. I think I'm suspecting Wilme is not a Light.
