* BioShock 2 (XBox 360)
* Batman: Arkham Asylum (XBox 360)
* Witchblade: The Complete Series on DVD
* The X-Men Trilogy on DVD
* X-Men Origins: Wolverine on DVD
* A new laptop cooler
* A 12-month calendar of dragons
* A miniature Dirt Devil vacuum
* A miniature food processor
* A super tacky coffee mug shaped like Yoda
* A set of 6 cool-looking shot glasses
* Assorted practical gifts (air fresheners, soap, lint rollers, shower curtain, etc.)
* Assorted candies and snacks
* Some savings bonds from my grandmother
Sooooooo...as you may or may not know, my cousin and I have an ongoing tradition where we try to make each others' gifts as absurdly difficult to open as possible. Over the years, we've incorporated barbed wire, Plexiglas, plastic wrap, fabric bags sewn shut, spray foam insulation, fishing wire, sand paper, and a slew of other dastardly obstacles. Well, last year my lame and uncool cousin decided that he was going to be lame and uncool and not carry on the tradition. He said that he just doesn't have the motivation or the time to do it anymore, and he's fresh out of ideas anyway. I managed to convince him to do it for one more year (this year) since we started the tradition in 2003 and I wanted to see it last for an even 10 years. He agreed, and the 2013 gift wars were scheduled to be our last battle.
He got me BioShock 2 and Batman: Arkham Asylum. He placed each game in their own large Tupperware container, sealed them shut with rubber cement, placed them in a big plastic five-gallon bucket, filled the bucket up with spray foam insulation, sealed the lid on the bucket with rubber cement, and wrapped the bucket with an entire roll of Cellophane.
I kept things a little more simple. I got him a set of 12 Final Fantasy IV bead sprites (Cecil, Kain, Rydia, Rosa, Edge, Yang, Tellah, Cid, FuSoYa, Edward, Palom, and Porom) and wrapped them individually in regular wrapping paper...and then I hid 11 of them throughout my parents' backyard. (My mother grows a lot of plants, so the backyard is a great place for a scavenger hunt.) I gave him the first bead sprite (Cecil) and a flashlight, said "Good luck," and sent him on his merry way so he could look for them in the darkness.
It was a close race, but I managed to unwrap both of his gifts in the time it took him to find 10 of the 11 hidden bead sprites. (He missed the one on top of the shed. Tee-hee.) Even though his method of booby-trapping my gift was more creative, I got to my gifts first, so that means I won! I'm sad that our decade-long tradition is over, but it was fun while it lasted.