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Morph Jerme (vs. Brusom the Breeze)
« on: March 31, 2008, 01:54:53 AM »
Kyahahahahahahaha! The undead rogue's victim count has risen to a respectable level in this Not Ranked season, but his desire for blood is far from sated! Stupid, pointless light creatures and honorable swordsmen are out for the Black Fang assassin's head, and he's ready to let his trusty Runesword feed on their soft flesh anytime! Why, this Brusom, a self-titled "Gale", what can he do against Jerme's parasitic healing and counters? Close to nothing, of course! While Brusom the Breeze has counters of his own, Jerme has range to avoid them, and Brusom's appaling fighting prowess will hardly help against Jerme's swift brutality and lightning-fast sprint! This so-called Gale may try to outpace the deadly Jerme, but it'll be all for naught!
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Re: Morph Jerme (vs. Brusom the Breeze)
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 02:04:30 AM »
The undead rogue's victim count has risen respectably this season, but his desire for blood is far from sated! Pathetic creatures and honorable swordsmen are out for the Black Fang assassin's head, and he's ready to let his trusty Runesword feed on their soft flesh! What can this self-styled "Gale" do against Jerme's parasitic healing and counters? Close to nothing, of course! While Brusom the Breeze has counters of his own, Jerme has range to avoid them, and Brusom's appalling fighting prowess will hardly help against Jerme's swift brutality and lightning speed! This so-called Gale may try to outpace the deadly Jerme, but it'll be all for naught!
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