AS PER IRC REQUEST. HAPPY NEW YEARS SUPER, LOL.
<i>:psyduck:</i> In one corner of NR Light, we have Allen Ridgley, a cast member of the highly pseudointellectualist XenoSaga series, and in the corner facing him is Psyduck, who is like the smartest Pokemon ever. <b>Ever.</b> Psyduck has an easy fight ahead of him here. Psyduck carries within him the voice of an angel. His Screech will turn Allen into a bigger punching bag than Allen already is! Psyduck's Confusion ought to be super effective on this guy seeing as how Allen is already a very, very confused person. Come on, he likes Shion. What the hell is wrong with this guy? After reducing Allen to a lesser human being than he already is, Psyduck will only be a few scratches and furious swipes away from Epic Win GET.
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