All systems are running at 100%, and the ultra-mobile bobcat reploid Wild Jango is raring to tear up NR Heavy with his lightning-fast electrical assault! And what a great first match for the maniacal maverick to start with! Alakazam might have some fearsome offense, speed and healing, but he's also renowned for crumpling in a stiff breeze. With Lightning Rod to suck away the psychic type's impressive speed, the reploid will quickly be able to negate any speed advantage held by the p0kemon. Factor in Jango's solid defenses and powerful Rolling Assault physical, and Alakazam just won't be able to keep up the attack for long enough. This is what we call a classic steamrolling, folks, right here in the Not Ranked arena!
NOTE: due to failure censor, the word P0kemon needs to be fixed in this writeup. <_<