NR Season 9 Week 6 Missing comments

[superaielman]

Harley>Baofu
White Mage>Axel

[Lance]

Boy > Remedi

A peculiar thing happened not too long ago: Boy's loyal Dog and A-Tur had a litter of puppies.  This is peculiar since Boy had no idea one of his pets was female, and even though they've been nursing the puppies for over a week now...well, he still doesn't know.  But that's beside the point.

Boy doesn't have the time or energy to raise an entire litter of puppies, so he's been spending the past week trying to find good homes for them.  Unfortunately, trying to sell a group of part-divine fire-breathing robot puppies is a lot harder than it sounds, so Boy has had a tough time with this task.  He's started taking the puppies with him everywhere he goes in the hopes that he'll come across a potential buyer with unorthodox taste in pets.

When he showed up to his match with Remedi, Boy brought one of the puppies with him to see if the mad queen was interested in adopting it.  Queen Remedi, being the heartless evil nasty villain that she is, remarked that she hated dogs and quite literally kicked the puppy out of the ring.

Big mistake. 

The beating Boy gave to Remedi after that was one of the harshest the Not Ranked arena has seen in a long time.  You don't demonstrate animal cruelty in front of a dog lover like Boy.  You just don't.  Bad things will happen to you if you do.

Boy was seen cradling the booted puppy after the match and mumbling something about keeping the whole litter for himself, house training nightmares be damned.

[Pyro]

Gwen > Ashley.

Ashley is a fierce warrior. A man of many talents, ranging form healing to striking at his foes most vulnerable points with pinpoint accuracy. What could one woman, no matter how well equipped, do to him?

One couldn't do much, certainly. But 4 Gwendolyns? Four could prove to be a problem, as Ashley found out the hard way after Gwendolyn and her Shadow Allies ripped him into fine shreds.

[Monkeyfinger]

Vexacion > Bloodbane

The Regents of Sheldar had to deal with dragons that ruined an entire civilization, forcing the few survivors into an underground shithole. Bloodbane sat on his ass while his superior, his god, Loki, failed to do just that. Is it really any surprise that Bloodbane proved to be a joke compared to any dragon that Vexacion faced, and got used as a bleeding dummy?

[Meeplelard]

Chuck > Suzu

Yet again, Chuck wins another fight with a combination of his bad fashion sense and awkward pointing poses.  Even a ninja like Suzu refuses to go into the same arena with someone like him!

Brusom > Jerme

There's one simple fact to this fight that can't be ignored:
Despite how both of them fail at life, and are completely worthless in every way...Brusom, despite all odds, lives to the end of the game!
Jerme, meanwhile, not only manages to die, BUT get revived and DIE AGAIN.

So when it comes down to it, Brusom wins based entirely on dumb luck being on his side.

Tibarn > Zero

Zero may have slain many a maverick.  He has helped defeat Sigma on 8 separate occasions, even managed to defy death *3* times and come back despite all odds.

...its pity that all of Zero's battle experience is against other Reploids and Mechanaloids, as when he finally came up against a formidable biological opponent, such strategies like "confuse the AI!" or "run them out of gas!" doesn't really work when your enemy lacks anything remotely mechanical.

[superaielman]

Axel's great and (dark) heroic skills let him be a super awesome TV personality, arena host, and sometimes kidnapper.

As proven by him being stuck in the unholy depths of NR middle, it doesn't extend to combat, especially with so called 'good' aligned forces.

One staves, one Axel, no chance of victory for our pathetic dark hero.

[superaielman]

Baofu is a durable PC, tough and smart and resourceful. That doesn't matter a whit when you face someone who's thrice as tough as you are AND has a weakness you can't exploit. It's not exactly the battle of masters of the overkill, but.. the battle still favors the cowardly Harley.