Author Topic: Sheena Lepant (vs. Cid Highwind)  (Read 817 times)

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Sheena Lepant (vs. Cid Highwind)
« on: April 12, 2008, 01:24:01 AM »
The heir of the Lepants is back after a seemingly endless break from the Duelling League halls for more general womanizing, bohemian vagrancy and drunken stupors - just like a true bachelor! Although... erm... Sheena certainly expected a more comely sparring partner than a chainsmoking middle-aged foulmouthed pilot. Where are the slender complexions? The feminine wonders of curvaceous silhouettes? The pouty, blood-red, luscious lips of a truly beautiful lady? Cid's unbecoming ruggedness and, um, non-femaleness are certainly quite a disappointment to this lecherous lad, but so be it. Without the allures of a lady to bog him down, Sheena can just win this fight more quickly than he would otherwise. Be it with his S1 Lightning Rune to brutalize this ugly old man with roaring thunderbolts, be it with his S2 Earth Rune, casting Revenge Earth to completely wall Cid's purely physical-based offense with perfect evasion, Sheena Lepant is certainly back to stay, baby!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Sheena Lepant (vs. Cid Highwind)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 04:23:48 AM »
The heir of the Lepants is back for more general womanizing, bohemian vagrancy and drunken stupors - just like a true bachelor! Although Sheena certainly expected a more comely sparring partner than a chainsmoking middle-aged foulmouthed pilot. Cid's unbecoming ruggedness and, um, non-femaleness are certainly quite a disappointment to this lecherous lad, but so be it. Without the allures of a lady to distract him, Sheena can just win this fight more quickly. Be it with his S1 Lightning Rune to brutalize this ugly old man with roaring thunderbolts or with his S2 Earth Rune, casting Revenge Earth to completely wall Cid's purely physical-based offense with perfect evasion, Sheena Lepant is certainly back to stay, baby!
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