Ahhh, the battle between a giant, animate plant, and a magical girl.
Despite tentacles being involved, this battle was actually remarkably benign.
Venusaur simply healed through her one dangerous shot of damage, puffed her with evidently pointless seeds, and proceeded to slowly whittle her life away before defeating her. Quite boring.
Three days later, Miranda, evidently out of her mind, proceeded to drive a portable howitzer into a match, killing twenty seven and injuring 179.
When asked why, the insane Miranda proceeded to discuss the merits of "those damned demonic butterfly birds they're everywhere oh god Melbu is spitting them at me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".
Venusaur, when interviewed, simply let out an exceedingly satisfied "Saur.", smiled a little, and waddled off.
The reign of Worry Seed Venusaur, dream-stealing scrub-shattering Pokemon, has just begun.
