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Ard (vs Shady 1000)
« on: April 11, 2008, 04:47:55 PM »
Light has had it's share of epic matches. Most of them involve Jogurt in some way. However, this season we are being treated with a true delight. Battle of the Wild Arms Mascots! In this corner, we have a fat and sassy lizard of Pokemon-esqe vocabulary. Nominally a scientist (though we suspect he just does the heavy lifting), he plagued the members of ARMS of Filgaia 2 throughout their quest to stop Lord Blazer. He's also half the team behind the legendary Battlebots Superheavyweight team Bulkogidon. This time though, he has a much more cunning weapon to use on his foe... the one thing that Shady fears... a present from a certain secret agent... A BOX! Of course, Liz didn't think sending his friend to fight with just a box would be right, so he attached a multitude of jets, rockets and a cloaking device, so we're not sure how effective it'll actually be at being a box. However, Ard's still got his arsenal of strong punches and kicks to fall back on. He can easily stand up to Shady's weak attacks and spells, so verily Shady will make like a true Shroedinger's cat and die in a box... maybe.

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Re: Ard (vs Shady 1000)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 03:15:37 AM »
Light has had its share of epic matches, most of them involving Jogurt in some way. But his is a true delight. Battle of the Wild Arms Mascots! In this corner, we have a fat and sassy lizard of Pokemon-esqe vocabulary. Nominally a scientist (we suspect he just does the heavy lifting), he plagued the members of ARMS throughout their quest to stop Lord Blazer. He's also half the legendary Battlebots Superheavyweight team Bulkogidon. This time though, he has a much more cunning weapon to use on his foe... the one thing that Shady fears... a present from a certain secret agent... A BOX! Of course, Liz didn't want to send Ard in with no armament, so he attached a multitude of jets, rockets and a cloaking device...well, we're not sure how effective it'll actually be at being a box. However, Ard's still got his arsenal of strong punches and kicks to fall back on. He can easily stand up to Shady's weak attacks and spells, so Shady will make like a true Shroedinger's cat and die in a box... maybe.
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