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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Kiwi (vs. FuSoYa)
« on: April 19, 2008, 01:31:16 AM »
The giant tortoise of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, after dispatching an inept turnip knight, is going up in life! Who'd think that Kiwi would have the honor to face a mighty lunar wizard after the hilarious failure that was his last fight? Truth be told, this may actually be troublesome for the tortoise, since FuSoYa's magic is mighty indeed, and it can pierce right through Kiwi's shell... but no crying now! Kiwi's got the body and physical strength to tear walls asunder, and a well-placed bodyslam should be more than enough to send the frail sage packing. In desperation, if all else fails, there is Kiwi's unholy fire breath to end things in a hurry as well - after all, a charred wizard can't really cast spells. This may look like an uphill battle for the little big tortoise that could, but he is not going down without a fight!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Kiwi (vs. FuSoYa)
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 03:26:20 AM »
The giant tortoise of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is going up in life! Who'd think that Kiwi would face a mighty lunar wizard after the hilarious failure that was his last fight? Truth be told, this may actually be troublesome for the tortoise, since FuSoYa's magic can pierce right through Kiwi's shell... but no crying now! Kiwi's got the body and physical strength to tear walls asunder, and a well-placed bodyslam should be more than enough to send the frail sage packing. In desperation, there is Kiwi's unholy fire breath to end things in a brutal hurry as well - after all, a charred wizard can't cast spells. This may look like an uphill battle, but Kiwi is not going down without a fight!