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Dinn (vs. Zhuzhen)
« on: April 26, 2008, 01:54:38 AM »
Dinn has done a fine job this season of proving just why he's regarded as one of Sable's finest. Besting a fellow warrior Jayle was a great honour and another feather in this fine young man's cap, but the stakes rise this week, as he faces the magician Zhuzhen. Not to worry: Zhuzhen can simultaneously resist Zhuzhen's FOUR best spells, with a simple trip to Prince Freyjadour's armoury. This will leave the already weak mage struggling for options against the magically resistant Dinn. To make matters worse, Zhuzhen's frail old frame is unlikely to be able to withstand two blows from Dinn, leaving him constantly healing. Both of these facts add up to one simple truth: Zhuzhen simply will not have time to do enough damage, with his sanity slowly ticking away... leaving his loss inevitable, as Dinn advances to claim true glory for Sable.

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Re: Dinn (vs. Zhuzhen)
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 04:00:12 AM »
Dinn has done a fine job this season of proving just why he's regarded as one of Sable's finest. Besting fellow warrior Jayle was a great honour, and another feather in this fine young man's cap, but the stakes rise this week, as he faces the ancient yin/yang master magician Zhuzhen. Not to worry, however: Zhuzhen can simultaneously resist Zhuzhen's FOUR best spells, with a simple trip to Prince Freyjadour's armoury. This will leave the already weak mage struggling for options against the magically resistant Dinn. To make matters worse, Zhuzhen's frail old frame is unlikely to be able to withstand two blows from Dinn, leaving him constantly healing. Both of these facts add up to one simple truth: Zhuzhen simply will not have time to do enough damage, with his sanity slowly ticking away... leaving his loss inevitable, as Dinn advances to claim true glory for Sable.
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