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Shuckle (vs. Sailor Moon)
« on: May 18, 2008, 07:46:12 PM »
Lazin', grazin' and strollin', good ol' Shuckle is here for quite a fun time in the Not Ranked Arena. Sure, being mostly a peaceful Pokémon, its offense is laughably sad. Sure, due to carrying its stone-like shell house 'round an' 'round, it is slower than a molasses. However, it can take years worth of punishment and it's not afraid of resting in the middle of a heated fight to restore its vitality! Which he may well need it against Sailor Moon, pantyshot defender extraordinaire. Against Moon's ridiculously high defense, Shuckle's damage will be even sadder - but that hardly matters: Moon's attacks are incredibly limited on resources, and all physical-based. Afterwards, her sissy slaps won't even graze Shuckle's incredibly thick skin. Thus, all Shuckle has to do to put down this ditz is Wrap, Wrap, Rest and let the natural flow of things do the rest. Then, it's back to a life of lazin'!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Shuckle (vs. Sailor Moon)
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 02:41:31 AM »
Lazin', grazin' and strollin', good ol' Shuckle is here for quite a fun time in the Not Ranked Arena. Sure, being mostly a peaceful Pokémon, its offense is laughably sad. Sure, due to carrying its stone-like shell house 'round an' 'round, it is slower than molasses. However, it can take years of punishment and it's not afraid of resting in the middle of a heated fight to restore itself! Which he may well need it against Sailor Moon, pantyshot defender extraordinaire. Against Moon's ridiculously high defense, Shuckle's damage will be even sadder - but that hardly matters: Moon's attacks use incredibly limited resources, and are all physical-based. Afterwards, her sissy slaps won't even graze Shuckle's incredibly thick skin. Thus, all Shuckle has to do to put down this ditz is Wrap, Wrap, Rest and let the natural flow of things do the rest. Then, it's back to a life of lazin'!
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