Fuck you, Comcast and roommate forgetting to pay the damn bill.
With dark blue hair waving in the wind, majestic wings unfurled for all to see, and everything perfectly complimented by his amazingly well-chosen black leather pants, it can only be that the Raven King of Kilvas has entered the arena. Having watched his other half Tibarn compete last season, Naesala's ready to show that the cunning and sly arts of the ravens are more suited to combat than the nobler hawks. Facing off against a horse shouldn't be any trouble for the great King of Sexy Pants - having fought dragons, mad kings, and even gods and goddesses, this will be merely child's play for the great Naesala. Boasting agility and speed that would put a hyperdrive to shame, the Raven King will have no trouble dodging and countering anything thrown his way by the slower, more cumbersome Stallion. A few quick Tears with his deadly beak will rend the poor fool asunder in a heartbeat, and there's little Stallion can do about it. Money and power await Naesala in the future - with his kingdom on the line, nothing will stand in his way. The Crow King will have his way, and nothing will stop his run through Not Ranked Heavy this season.
