Bardic badasses battling bad rankings. It has a ring to it, and hey, who better than Bard to judge such a musical thing, man? Bards have gotten a long, hallowed history of successful compositions, and FFT Bard's no different. His Angel Song's won rave reviews DL-wide, his Final Song has stirred the masses in a joyous. He isn't using his peaceful words here, though. Oh no. Bard is busting out the HARP OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!, and he's gonna smite him some scrub. FF5 Bard has nothing to compare to the power of the cruel Bloody Strings, certainly. Even ignoring that, can a mere battle Bard's voice compare with the perfection of one who's sung at the Ivalice Christmas Production for the last three years running? I think not. Prepare for your MAGICAL DOOM, inferior FF Bard! The hatted badass of Ivalice is here to sing about a successful battle - his own, for once!
