This is a joke, right? The great Viktor, veteran leader of not one, but two successful rebellions against corrupt empires, master swordfighter, vanquisher of cliche vampires, designer of inspiring flags, admired by all...is fighting a condiment? Okay, admittedly he lost to a duck last time he had a fight, but it was a duck with a really big axe. THIS is just insulting. Oh, the indignity! Still, it's not a warrior's way to complain when there's fighting to do (well, not too much, at least). Viktor will just have to cleave through this joke boss with one heave of his mighty sword and hope that more respectable foes await hereafter.
