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Bardiche

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Elvis (vs Phyress)
« on: June 01, 2008, 08:17:06 PM »
Elvis the Ki-- wait, no, that's a different Elvis. This is Elvis the Professor, tutor to Carol and one of the Four Sentinels. With such a prestigious title also comes an adequate amount of power: A Professor he may be, but a weakling he is not. Before him stands a little girl with a bow. A girl that's already died once, and at the hands of Elvis, she'll be dying again. Though she has nice attack power, it's all nothing before Elvis's Rapid Punch and Hydro Pressure attacks. With enough endurance to last him through the first barrages of attacks, Elvis will have Phyress down before she'll have time to come to terms with the fact she'll be dying. Again.

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Re: Elvis (vs Phyress)
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 10:30:11 PM »
Elvis, the King of Rock 'n -- wait, no, that's a different Elvis. This is Elvis, the Professor, tutor to Carol and one of the almighty Four Sentinels under Volsung's heed. And, with such a prestigious, honorific title, also comes an amount of power to match his panache: a Professor he may be, but a weakling he is not, with mighty punches that can shatter plains. Before him, however, stands spoiled royalty with a bow. A spoiled queen that's already died once, and at the hands of Elvis, is sure to meet the reaper once again. Though she has powerful arrows herself, it's all nothing before Elvis's Rapid Punch and Hydro Pressure attacks. With enough endurance to last him through the first barrages of attacks, Elvis will have Phyress down before she'll have time to come to terms with the fact she'll be dying. Again. But such is the fate of an inferior being.
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Re: Elvis (vs Phyress)
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 10:33:12 PM »
Sounds a lot better. I've been outdone! ... Though honorific is spelled thusly. Just... Just wanted to get that out there.