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Sailor Moon (vs. Shuckle)
« on: May 18, 2008, 07:32:22 PM »
In the name of the Moon, Usagi Tsukino will punish... a bizarre snail-like or whatever ugly little thing? Uh, okay. The savior of the galaxy and ruler of the Silver Milennium should not be reduced to pathetic slapfights with filler Pokémon by any stretch of the imagination, but oh well, what can you do. Regardless, Sailor Moon can easily prove why by simply showing up: with her vaunted defenses and Moon Healing Escalation, Shuckle's already pathetic damage will surely run out far faster than Moon's will to fight. And, if she wants to end a fight quickly, all she needs to do is call upon the power of the Moon Cup and awaken her greatest ability - a Rainbow Heart Revolution or two should put down this miserable little bug in no time flat. It's a pity that Moon has to put herself through such humiliating fights, but she will just have to cope and win. In the name of the Moon, we shall punish Not Ranked Light!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Sailor Moon (vs. Shuckle)
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 02:30:46 AM »
In the name of the Moon, Usagi Tsukino will punish... a bizarre giant snail or...something. Uh, okay. The savior of the galaxy and ruler of the Silver Millennium should not be reduced to pathetic slapfights with Pokémon, but oh well, what can you do. Sailor Moon can easily prove her superiority simply by showing up: with her vaunted defenses and Moon Healing Escalation, Shuckle's already pathetic damage will surely run out far faster than Moon's will to fight. And, if she wants to end a fight quickly, all she needs to do is call upon the power of the Moon Cup and awaken her greatest ability - a Rainbow Heart Revolution or two should put down this miserable little bug in no time flat. It's a pity that Moon has to put herself through such humiliating fights, but she will just have to cope and win. In the name of the Moon, she shall punish Not Ranked Light!
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