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Tengaar>>>>>Kira
« on: May 23, 2008, 08:37:30 AM »
It turns out being a melee fighter vs Tengaar is a bad thing to be.

Next up on our list: Being a melee fighter vs Brahms, being a mage vs Ellen Kirishima, being in the same arena as Zophar, and being in a singing contest with Ghaleon.
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Re: Tengaar>>>>>Kira
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 11:15:49 PM »
Crucifixions. Merciless sharp daggers tearing scant dresses into tiny ribbons. Blood, lust, screams and tears. Such was the tragic end of Kira against Tengaar...

... in a drinking game. Feeling devious, Tengaar decided the match should be held as a drinking contest involving watching Xenosaga 3-2: Shion Puts It All Out. While Tengaar herself got into a Johnny Walker-induced coma for two days, Kira lost it so badly fifteen minutes into the game that she ended up sacrificing Shion, the judges and herself for the greater good.

Tengaar woke up, but Hix won't even let her into the house anymore. The judges and Kira are being psychologically treated and retissued by the local infirmary. Odds are they will be fit for society interaction within five years.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
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