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Stallion (vs. Big Joe)
« on: May 23, 2008, 10:13:35 PM »
Having survived two horrible wars might sound like quite an accomplishment, but how about being perhaps the FASTEST guy in the entire Duelling League? Bah, they say this lout Big Joe is more popular than Stallion? What folly! Stallion is known throughout the entire world as the fastest person to grace our land. That's no surprise, with his wonderful True Holy Rune. Stallion's all about speed, and that's what he plans on winning with. Big Joe's nothing, and the speedy elf will quickly show what speed's all about. Before the "mighty" Big Joe can even get an eye on him, Stallion will have pelted enough arrows into Big Joe that even his chin will deflate in a mere matter of seconds. And everyone knows that Big Joe is nothing without his chin!
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Re: Stallion (vs. Big Joe)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 04:09:15 AM »
Having survived two horrible wars might sound like quite an accomplishment, but how about being perhaps the FASTEST guy in the entirety of the Dueling League? Bah, they say this lout Big Joe is more popular than Stallion? What folly! Stallion is known throughout the entire world as the fastest person to grace our land; and that's no surprise, with his wonderful True Holy Rune. Stallion's all about speed, and that's what he plans on winning with. Big Joe's nothing, and the speedy elf will quickly show what fighting is all about. Before the "mighty" Big Joe can even get an eye on him, Stallion will have pelted enough arrows into Big Joe that even his chin will deflate in a mere matter of seconds. And everyone knows that Big Joe is nothing without his chin!