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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Habaruku (vs. Heart of Valmar)
« on: May 26, 2008, 05:27:40 AM »
Ohohohohohohoho, what an amusing, if pointless coincidence! The great priest of the Eva church, the mighty Habaruku, has to face a pathetic mishmash turned into a part of a fragmented god. So pathetic indeed, as Habaruku works under the mighty blessings of the great Evans, and has the magical punch to obliterate this gory, pulsating heart. The monstrosity has terrible offense and even worse durability, and Habaruku, while a bit on the frail side, actually has veritable damage in the form of the highly feared BoltX. This should be rather brainless, indeed, and the priest won't even have to bring forth his other tricks to the fray. In this fight between servants of twisted gods, the almighty Evans will have its name honored by Habaruku! Meanwhile, Valmar can go weep about his pathetically weak minions in a corner.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....