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Stallion (vs. Balbaroy)
« on: May 30, 2008, 08:28:24 PM »
Whee! Stallion is THE WIND! And he needs to, since his second opponent in this season certainly relies on the power of the air to go places. Balbaroy, valorous (ahahahahaha right) bird warrior, has flight and some speed at his side, which could scare a few earthbound losers here and there. But Stallion is the god of sprinting! With his speed and trusty bow and arrow forged in elven lands, the nosy elf has exactly everything he needs to put down this chirping nobody! Being able to hit Balbaroy's terrible constitution from a distance, mocking the bird soldier's limited flight, alongside his unmatched quickness, Stallion will put down this pathetic loser in an instant! No birds shall mess around while Stallion's in the prowl!
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Re: Stallion (vs. Balbaroy)
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 02:57:13 AM »
Stallion is THE WIND! And that should help him against this airborne foe. Balbaroy has flight and some speed at his side, which could scare a few earthbound losers here and there. But Stallion is the god of sprinting! With his speed and trusty bow and arrow forged in elven lands, the nosy elf has exactly everything he needs to put down this chirping nobody! Being able to hit Balbaroy's terrible constitution from a distance, mocking the bird soldier's limited movement, in addition to the advantage of his unmatched quickness, Stallion will put down this pathetic loser in an instant! No birds shall mess around while Stallion's in the prowl!
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