Sei has a comment for this, but he needs to tone down his comment's last couple of lines a bit, so I'm posting this up. It's sorta in limbo, as it were.
So in the meantime, Stallion and Big Joe are playing XTREME WET TEE-SHIRT VOLLEYBALL.
Actually I may just alter his last few lines to that, it is in better taste.
(Both duelists came, saw, and immediately agreed to get the judges to change the type of competition that the two would partake in.
They had seen one another's thingie. Before such massiveness, only a Size Comparison contest would suffice.
And thus, with great delicacy, both fighters stood before each other, and whipped out their body part.
Joe was quite saddened when the tape measures were pulled out and their sizes announced. His chin had lost to Stallion's nose by mere millimeters.
With his heart heavy with disappointment, there was only one thing left to be done.
Have hot, raunchy M/M comfort sex!
Oh come on! With names like Stallion and Big Joe, how could this not end in mindless porn?)
For Sei's reference. (Last couple of lines just need to be toned down.)
