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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Phyress (vs. Elvis)
« on: June 02, 2008, 01:52:31 AM »
Oh, the humanity. The beautiful Queen Phyress, master of the bow, hallowed former ruler of Dipan, returns to the Not Ranked Arena to fight a verbose, outrageously zany scientist with an ego to make your average princess blush? Well, at least Phyress has the ego to match Elvis' own. And, as for the actual fight... well. As her name implies, the queen has quite a knack for fire, having plenty of painful flaming arrow attacks in her arsenal - and Elvis, saddled by crippling weaknesses to elements, will be sure to feel the fury of Phyress' bow skills doubly. And the mustache-face also doesn't impress all that much for speed. As such, Phyress will get the first drop and inflict, with her trusty bevy of Flare Shots and Flame Arrows, far more pain than Elvis could ever take, making this match quite simple, if bloody. Now, if only she could have matches more fitting of a great ruler...
« Last Edit: June 02, 2008, 10:32:08 PM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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