Author Topic: La-Ilim (vs. Carol Anderson)  (Read 393 times)

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La-Ilim (vs. Carol Anderson)
« on: May 30, 2008, 11:44:52 AM »
Tremble, and despair!  The great demon(ess), summoner(ess), sorceror(ess), and cousin to the mighty EVIL GAIA has come to bring doom to Not Ranked!  Armed with the sexilicious Crystal Skull his his(her) hands, a bad attitude, acidic spit, and emphysema, nothing shall stand in the way of La-Ilim!  Little girls with rockets might be scary to others, but not to La-Ilim - Carol's Luck Medium might allow her great speed and magic compared to the rest of her cast-mates, but it is nothing before the might of La-Ilim!  A quick Fiora followed by Stram will suck away all of Carol's magic and physical prowess in an instant, making La-Ilim far more than Carol can handle.  Barring that, a few Crackle spells will turn Carol dead faster than her Life Drain can keep up.  Of course, this is assuming Carol can get a single shot off - the quicker La-Ilim will have every opportunity to fire off Cracke Fangs to tear her apart, Cold to slow her down, Poizn to slowly wither away at her life-force, Craze to drive her mad, or summon the deadly Undead Dragon to make Carol's life a living hell!  Nothing can stand in the way of La-Ilim's rush through Middle!  Ranked or not, she(he) will not stand idly by while another pre-pubescent freak challenges the right and will of the mighty family of EVIL GAIA! 
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[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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Re: La-Ilim (vs. Carol Anderson)
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 10:37:27 PM »
Tremble and despair! The great cousin to the mighty EVIL GAIA has come to bring doom to Not Ranked! Armed with a Crystal Skull on his hands, nothing shall stand in the way of La-Ilim! A little girls with rockets might be novel - and Carol's Luck Medium might allow her great speed and magic compared to the rest of her cast-mates - but it is nothing before the might of La-Ilim! A quick Fiora followed by Stram will suck away all of Carol's magic and physical prowess in an instant, making La-Ilim far more than Carol can handle. Barring that, a few Crackle spells will turn Carol dead faster than her Life Drain can keep up. And that's assuming if she ever musters the strength to overcome La Ilim's status-slinging! Nothing can stand in the way of La-Ilim's rush through Middle! Ranked or not, he will certainly honor the right and will of the mighty family of EVIL GAIA! 
« Last Edit: June 02, 2008, 10:40:06 PM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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