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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Megasmilax (vs. Yoyo)
« on: June 02, 2008, 01:57:07 AM »
Chomp chomp chomp, the adorable giant Piranha Plant from Land's End is back to Not Ranked and ready to munch the opposition for a snack! The ditzy princess Yoyo should make for a fine appetizer this time, seeing as she is probably well-kept and groomed - however, she does seem to present a notable resistance against mushroom seasonings, as her equipment allows her to immune the hilarious mushroom-morphing effect of Megasmilax's trademark Petal Blast! Well, not that it matters: Yoyo is lacking on resources and durability, and a few sinking teeth attacks should run her out of healing pretty fast. Once that's done, Megasmilax can just proceed his feast as usual. After all, this is just an appetizer, and the main course is bound to be friendlier to champignon flavors than this bimbo will ever be.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....