So, the leader of Tantalus has been degraded with a task as menial as whipping the pansy ass of a pasty momma's boy who thinks he can rap? Well, boys, girls and wannabe freestylers, feel free to think again! Baku is back for explosive sword action and fearsome dangling of facial hair! This kid Seifer thinks he's so hot, dressing like Eminem and pretending he's not failing the iambic pentameter rhyming challenge, eh? Well, he may just want to pick up his foam stick and swing it like the little girl trapped inside his body, for Baku's big muscles and gigantic cutlass will show this brat a thing or two! Fear not, true artists! As long as Explosive Baku's around, no lamer rapping Kriss-Kross followers will stay around the Not Ranked vicinities!
