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La Ilim (vs. Guard Dhaos)
« on: June 16, 2008, 10:11:32 PM »
The man with the magic loogie, friend to undead dragons everywhere, Evil Gaia's brother from another mother. La-Ilim goes by many things, and he's going to be adding "NR Champion" to that list very soon! Guard Dhaos is no slouch, that much is true...but La-Ilim's faced worse. With the alimghty power of his invincible Crystal Skull, his almighty magic, and of course his ability to take tons of punishment, La-Ilim will laugh at anything Dhaos can throw at him. Of course, Guard Dhaos's status immunity will make things difficult, but since when has odds ever been a factor to the power of evil? Never, of course! Victory will be taken from the weak, and Guard Dhaos unfortunately will find himself in that category, as La-Ilim is far more than he or anyone else in this diminutive NR field can handle!
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Re: La Ilim (vs. Guard Dhaos)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 02:10:23 AM »
The man with the magic loogie, friend to undead dragons everywhere, Evil Gaia's brother from another mother. La-Ilim goes by many handles, and he's going to be adding "NR Champion" to that list soon! Guard Dhaos is no slouch, that much is true... but La-Ilim's faced worse. With the almighty power of his invincible Crystal Skull, his terrifying magic, and, of course, his ability to take sound beatings, La-Ilim will laugh at anything Dhaos can throw at him. Of course, Guard Dhaos' status immunity will make things difficult, but since when overwhelming odds concerned evil monsters? Victory will be taken from the weak, and Guard Dhaos unfortunately will find himself in that category, as La-Ilim is far more than he or anyone else can handle!
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