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Ines (vs Bard)
« on: June 14, 2008, 05:36:47 PM »
Bardic hymns won't do a thing to move Ines. Luis's lover and second in command of La Alianza moves to the beat of combat, not the pathetic whimperings of a wannabe pop star. Her Guardia wanzer is fully fueled and ready to go, and her Angel Rod's ready to spank Bard and teach him the truth about the rebellion. Charm? Hahahaha. That'd work on a normal person, maybe. But on a 100 foot robot that shoots grenades the size of houses? Well.. it'll be as effective as anything the poor Bard can dare attempt in his futile attempt at victory.
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Re: Ines (vs Bard)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 01:53:27 AM »
Bardic hymns won't do a thing to move Ines. Luis' lover and second-in-command of La Alianza boldly moves to the beat of combat, not to the pathetic whimperings of a wannabe pop star. Her Guardia wanzer is fully fueled and ready to go, and her Angel Rod's ready to spank Bard and teach him the truth about the rebellion. Charm? Hahahaha. That'd work on a normal person, maybe. But on a 100-foot robot that shoots grenades the size of houses? Well... to be kind, it'll be as effective as anything the poor Bard can dare attempt in his futile attempt at victory. The heated shrapnel and deadly bludgeonings of Guardia will teach this bard one simple truth: you don't bring a harp to a gunfight. Not if you value your life.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2008, 01:55:17 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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