Yo yo yo, motherfreakin' Seifer Almasy is here to rock the house once again! His unparalled freestyle R&B is here to own all lamers for eternity! And, you know what, there's nothing lamer than medieval lullabies sung by a fruity smartpants with a flimsy harp. Let this loser come with all his friendly melodies of fail, Seifer's hardcore rappin' blues will blow the Bard's pants out of the water and show everybody how much better modern music is than that ancient snorefest those troubadours call music. It'll also be belated revenge for Seifer's shameful loss to another bard, but that's neither here or there. With lyrics to make Eminem tremble and rhymes to die for, Seifer the Street Poet will rock Not Ranked Light!
